Bello Figo a Trento, la bufala che riempie i giornali. Tra i boccaloni anche L’Adige stampato e online…
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Stava per rivelarsi l’evento della settimana, polemiche annesse comprese. Bello Figo sarà a Trento al Capriccio House Club il 10 febbraio.. Per fortuna, di tutti, era solo una bufala.
Questa volta a fare la figura del boccalone è stato il giornale più diffuso in Trentino, L’adige, sia nella versione cartacea che in quella online. Prontissimo a dare subito la notizia di Bello Figo a Trento.
A rivelarlo il blog http://ilmucodifrutta.blogspot.it/ che non risparmia ironia per quanto successo.
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LONDON – BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward was a “no-show” at an oil industry meeting in London today, but his presence and the fact of the Gulf oil spill was very much present. Filling in for Hayward was BP’s Chief of Staff Steve Westwell. In his comments he called the spill “…a tragic accident with severe financial consequences and a profound impact on BP.” Those comments were interrupted by Greenpeace protestors who held an anti-BP banner declaring the “The age of oil is over!” They were promptly hustled away by security guards. That wasn’t the only sniping at BP. While generally supportive, Jay Pryor, Global Vice President of oil rival Chevron called the spill “preventable.” We asked him, if Chevron was running the rig, could the accident have been avoided. “We, of course, are competitors and our practices ARE different,” he replied, “but a number of things went wrong.” Steven Newman, President and CEO of Transocean, the owners of the Deepwater Horizon rig, was careful with our questions, too. We asked him whether he would share blame with BP for the accident. “I’m not going to apportion ‘blame’ until I see the conclusions of an investigation now being conducted.” He did not hold back, however, regarding the moratorium on drilling in the Gulf. “There are things the administration could implement today,” he told us, “that would allow the industry to go back to work tomorrow without an arbitrary six-month limit.” And as for the White House’s efforts to “piggy-back” clean energy initiatives on top of spill concerns, Newman bluntly retorted : “The Obama administration should focus on fixing the leak!” After the string of public relations blunders by Hayward, including a recent luxury yachting event, we asked BP’s Westwell what his boss was up to. “He’s staying on top of cleaning the spill,” Westwell told us, “but his number one priority is being Chief Executive and he’s busy in London now.” Hayward’s probably happy he “sailed away” from THIS London gathering.
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As my colleague Dexter Filkins reports, “An angry President Obama summoned his top commander in Afghanistan to Washington on Tuesday after a magazine article portrayed the general and his staff as openly contemptuous of some senior members of the Obama administration.” The article that has reportedly enraged the president is “The Runaway General,” from an upcoming issue of Rolling Stone. Scanned copies of the article by Michael Hastings, a reporter who covered the war in Iraq for Newsweek and once worked for Gawker, were uploaded to the Web on Tuesday. Below are some of the more damaging excerpts. While Mr. Hastings was unlikely to have been responsible for the language the editors chose for the introduction to his article, the words that appear directly below its headline are unlikely to have gone down well in Mr. Obama’s office. The text reads: Stanley McChrystal, Obama’s top commander in Afghanistan, has seized control of the war by never taking his eye off the real enemy: The wimps in the White House. The article begins with an anecdote about General McChrystal’s complaining to an aide about having to attend a dinner with NATO Allies in Paris in April. “The dinner comes with the position, sir,” says his chief of staff, Col. Charlie Flynn. McChrystal turns sharply in his chair. “Hey, Charlie,” he asks, “does this come with the position?” McChrystal gives him the middle finger. […] “I’d rather have my ass kicked by a roomful of people than go out to this dinner,” McChrystal says. He pauses a beat. “Unfortunately,” he adds, “no one in this room could do it.” While preparing to speak at the dinner, the general reportedly joked with an aide that if he was asked about Vice President Joe Biden’s thoughts on Afghan war strategy he might say, “Who’s that?” Mr. Hastings wrote that the aide had a different idea for a one-liner: “Biden?” suggests a top adviser. “Did you say: Bite Me?” In one of the most damning passages, Mr. Hastings wrote: Even though he had voted for Obama, McChrystal and his new commander in chief failed from the outset to connect. The general first encountered Obama a week after he took office, when the president met with a dozen senior military officials in a room at the Pentagon known as the Tank. According to sources familiar with the meeting, McChrystal thought Obama looked “uncomfortable and intimidated” by the roomful of military brass. Their first one-on-one meeting took place in the Oval Office four months later, after McChrystal got the Afghanistan job, and it didn’t go much better. “It was a 10-minute photo op,” says an adviser to McChrystal. “Obama clearly didn’t know anything about him, who he was. Here’s the guy who’s going to run his [expletive] war, but he didn’t seem very engaged. The Boss was pretty disappointed.” According to Mr. Hastings, the military team around the Pentagon’s top man in Afghanistan also resents the president’s national security adviser, James Jones, his envoy to the region, Richard Holbrooke, and two senior senators who were decorated for their service in Vietnam: One aide calls Jim Jones, a retired four-star general and veteran of the Cold War, a “clown” who remains “stuck in 1985.” Politicians like McCain and Kerry, says another aide, “turn up, have a meeting with Karzai, criticize him at the airport press conference, then get back for the Sunday talk shows. Frankly, it’s not very helpful.” Only Hillary Clinton receives good reviews from McChrystal’s inner circle. “Hillary had Stan’s back during the strategic review,” says an adviser. “She said, ‘If Stan wants it, give him what he needs.’ McChrystal reserves special skepticism for Holbrooke, the official in charge of reintegrating the Taliban. “The Boss says he’s like a wounded animal,” says a member of the general’s team. “Holbrooke keeps hearing rumors that he’s going to get fired, so that makes him dangerous.” Andy Barr of Politico notes that the article was no surprise to General McChrystal: Rolling Stone’s executive editor on Tuesday said that Gen. Stanley McChrystal did not raise any objections to a new article that repeatedly quotes him criticizing the administration. Eric Bates, the magazine’s editor, said during an interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that McChrystal saw the piece prior to its publication as part of Rolling Stone’s standard fact-checking process — and that the general did not object to or dispute any of the reporting. Asked if McChrystal pushed back on the story, Bates responded: “No, absolutely not.”
source : http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/22/excerpts-from-rolling-stones-mcchrystal-profile/
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THE funeral has been held of loyalist Ihab Shoukri, despite a hoax security alert.
The 34-year-old was found dead in a house in the Rathcoole estate in Newtownabbey on Saturday night.
Among mourners was younger brother, Andre, who is currently serving a jail term at Maghaberry prison. He had been granted compassionate leave to attend the funeral.
Police confirmed the alert on the Oldpark Road in north Belfast, near the church where Mr Shoukri’s funeral service was due to take place.
A police spokeswoman said Army technical officers had been tasked to inspect a suspicious object, which had subsequently been declared a hoax.
It is reported the notorious loyalist died from a drugs overdose, although it is believed the former UDA leader was susceptible to epileptic fits.
His death has not been treated as suspicious.
Shoukri was jailed for 15 months in June for his part in a UDA show of strength in a bar, but was released earlier this year.
The funeral took place in Holy Trinity Parish Church, Ballysillan, and interment followed in Carnmoney Cemetery.
source : Belfast News Letter
Asako ci segnala questa storiella
C’era una volta la figlia di un nobile, che si chiamava Janet. Janet aveva un carattere molto avventuroso, ed un giorno decise di uscire per andare ad esplorare una foresta cupa che si trovava vicino a casa sua. Girovagò a lungo, finché in una radura vide delle splendide rose selvatiche e pensò di coglierle per fare un regalo a sua madre e alle sue sorelle che non amavano andare in giro come lei. Aveva appena colto una rosa, quando venne fuori dalla terra un giovane cavaliere, che le disse: Come osi cogliere quelle rose? Janet gli rispose: Volevo fare un regalo a mia madre e alle mie sorelle! Allora il cavaliere rispose: In realtà, anche se devo vegliare su questa foresta, a te regalerei qualsiasi cosa. Janet gli chiese allora il suo nome e lui rispose: Mi chiamo Tam Lin! Janet ebbe paura, perché sapeva che apparteneva al popolo degli elfi. Ma Tam Lin le raccontò la sua storia.
Io sono umano come te. Tanti anni fa, ero in questi boschi con mio zio quando fui rapito dalla Regina degli Elfi: mi sentii di colpo stanco, mi addormentai e al mio risveglio mi trovavo nel regno degli Elfi. Da allora di giorno devo fare la guardia a questa foresta, e di notte devo tornare nel regno, dove sono prigioniero della Regina. Vorrei tanto che qualcuno mi aiutasse a vincere quest’incantesimo!
Janet gli rispose: Vorrei aiutarti, c’è un modo per farlo? Tam Lin allora le disse: Stanotte è Halloween: il popolo degli Elfi cavalca sulla Terra. Tu vai al crocevia prima di questa foresta ed aspettami passare. Poi aggrappati a me, e qualsiasi cosa succeda non mi lasciare!
Janet aspettò la cavalcata degli Elfi al crocevia e quando vide Tam Lin apparire, gli si buttò addosso e lo strinse a sé. Di colpo Tam Lin diventò una piccolissima lucertola, poi un serpente spaventoso, poi una barra di ferro arroventato, ma niente: Janet non lo lasciava andare. Allora la Regina degli Elfi capì che aveva perso.
Tam Lin rimase con Janet, la sposò e vissero per sempre felici e contenti, vicini a quella foresta magica che li aveva fatti incontrare.
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C’era una volta un re che era rimasto vedovo con l’unica figlia, che si chiamava Rosellina. Poco tempo dopo si risposò con una donna che aveva un’unica figlia di nome Leda, ma che era così antipatica da essere soprannominata da tutti Ledaccia. In breve tempo Rosellina dovette cominciare a fare tutti i lavori più ingrati. Un giorno fu mandato nella foresta a prendere una scure che era stata dimenticata. C’erano tre colombe nella foresta, a cui Rosellina offrì del pane che aveva nella borsa.
Le tre colombe allora dissero: Voglio che sia bella il doppio che è! Voglio che i suoi capelli si trasformino in fili d’oro! E voglio che ogni volta che ride le escano delle perle dalla bocca! Rosellina tornò a casa e suscitò la gelosia della matrigna che mandò invece Ledaccia nel bosco. Ma Ledaccia cacciò via le tre colombe, che allora dissero: Voglio che diventi ancora più brutta! Voglio che i suoi capelli diventino un nido di spine! Voglio che ogni volta che ride esca dalla sua bocca un rospo.
Ledaccia riarrivò a casa e dopo che sua madre vide cosa le era successo, il suo odio per la figliastra aumentò. La fece imbarcare su una barchetta e la lasciò ai flutti. Rosellina naufragò su una spiaggia su cui trovò un cervo, un pino ed un usignolo, che diventarono i suoi unici amici. Per diverso tempo visse con loro, fin quando non passò di lì un principe, che si innamorò di lei e volle portarla al palazzo. Rosellina accettò a patto di portarsi dietro i suoi tre amici.
La notizia del suo prossimo matrimonio giunse alla sua vecchia casa. La matrigna e Ledaccia riuscirono a farsi ammettere in sua presenza e le buttarono addosso una camicia che la trasformò in un’oca d’oro. Allora l’usignolo e il cervo andarono da una maga che disse loro che far ritornare Rosellina normale dovevano cospargerla con gli aghi di pino.
Il principe era molto infelice per la perdita della sua fidanzata: ma un giorno sentì un usignolo che cantava fuori dalla sua finestra e un cervo che batteva. Gli aprì e loro entrarono ed andarono nella cucina, dove era nascosta l’oca d’oro, e la cosparsero degli aghi che avevano tenuto nelle zampe e nelle corna. La principessa ridiventò normale, sposò il principe e visse felice e contenta con lui ed i suoi amici della natura.
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Niame, il più potente fra i maghi del cielo, viveva in una fattoria posata sopra un bellissimo tappeto di nuvole. Un giorno decise di prendere moglie e invitò a presentarsi le quattro fanciulle più belle della sua tribù. Poi domandò a ciascuna:
– Che cosa faresti, per me, se io ti sposassi?
La prima, che si chiamava Acoco, dichiarò:
– Spazzerei la fattoria e governerei la tua casa.
E la seconda:
– Cucinerei ogni giorno per te le pietanze migliori.
E la terza:
– Filerei montagne di cotone e andrei tutti i giorni ad attingere l’acqua.
E la quarta:
– Io, Niame, ti darei un figlio tutto d’oro.
Naturalmente Niame scelse l’ultima e ordinò di preparare la cerimonia per le nozze. Acoco fu molto contrariata per la scelta fatta da Niame; si rodeva di invidia e di gelosia. Seppe tuttavia nascondere molto bene i propri sentimenti e riuscì a rimanere presso la giovane regina come dama di compagnia.
I due sposi vivevamo felicemente e avevano già preparato la culla in attesa del bambino tutto d’oro, quando Niame dovette partire, per visitare una sua grande fattoria. Proprio durante la sua assenza, alla regina nacquero due gemelli: uno tutto d’oro, l’altro tutto d’argento. La perfida Acoco, non appena li vide, prese i due bambini, li chiuse in un cestello e fuggi con essi in mezzo al bosco; poi nascose il cestello nel tronco vuoto di un albero. Nella culla al posto dei bambini, mise due orribili ranocchi. Quando Niame fu di ritorno, Acoco gli corse incontro:
– Affrettati, Niame! – gridò. – Vieni in casa a vedere i tuoi figli!
Niame si affrettò, ma quando vide nella culla le due brutte bestie, rimase male. Comandò che i ranocchi fossero uccisi e la regina esiliata proprio ai confini del regno, in una capanna solitaria.
Intanto il destino volle che un cacciatore passasse vicino all’albero morto dove stava nascosto il cestello con i due bambini dentro. L’uomo scorse un luccichio e si avvicinò.
– Che cosa è questo ?- si chiese.
– Siamo figli di Niame – risposero i bambini.
Il cacciatore raccolse il cesto, lo aprì, e restò ammirato davanti alla bellezza dei due piccoli. Era poverissimo, ma li portò a casa sua e li allevò con amore, senza rivelare a nessuno dove li avesse trovati.
I due bambini crescevano buoni, obbedienti e abili in tutte le cose. Quando il cacciatore aveva bisogno di denaro, raccoglieva la polvere d’oro e d’argento che cadeva di continuo dai loro corpi e andava in città a comperare quando gli era necessario. A poco a poco divenne un uomo molto ricco, e sostituì la misera capanna con un ampia fattoria.
Un giorno il cacciatore venne per caso a sapere che i due bambini erano figli del re e allora, sebbene a malincuore, decise di riportarli al padre. Giunti alla fattoria di Niame, il cacciatore chiamò il re fuori dal recinto e gli disse:
– Vieni a vedere quali esercizi sa fare questo ragazzo d’argento!
Niame uscì e restò ammirato dell’abilità straordinaria del giovane. Intanto il ragazzo d’oro aveva cominciato a cantare in modo meraviglioso e cantando narrava la propria storia: la promessa della mamma, la perfidia di Acoco e la bontà del cacciatore che li aveva allevati e amati come figli.
Niame stupito e commosso abbracciò i figli, fece richiamare la regina dall’esilio e ordinò alle schiave di pettinarla e rivestirla di abiti regali. Poi andò da Acoco, la trasformò in una gallina e la scaraventò sulla terra. Infine lodò molto il buon cacciatore e lo rimandò a casa carico di regali.
Ancora oggi i due figli di Niame vanno a fare il bagno nel grande fiume che scendeva a cascata sulla terra; allora un po’ della loro polvere d’oro e argento arriva fino a noi e quelli che la trovano diventano molto ricchi.