The Airport Blush Spider Hoax
In an article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the
Journal of the United Medical Association
(JUMA), the mystery behind a recent spate of
deaths has been solved. If you haven't
already heard about it in the news, here is
what happened.
Three women in Chicago, turned up at hospitals
over a 5-day period, all with the same
symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting,
followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and
finally, death. There were no outward signs of
trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in
the blood.
These women did not know each other, and
seemed to have nothing in common. It was
discovered, however, that they had all visited
the same restaurant (Big Chappies, at Blare
Airport), within days of their deaths. The
health department descended on the restaurant,
shutting it down. The food, water, and air
conditioning were all inspected and tested, to
no avail.
The big break came when a waitress at the
restaurant was rushed to the hospital with
similar symptoms. She told doctors that she
had been on vacation, and had only went to the
restaurant to pick up her check. She did not
eat or drink while she was there, but had used
the restroom.
That is when one toxicologist, remembering an
article he had read, drove out to the
restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted
the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal
view, was small spider. The spider was
captured and brought back to the lab, where it
was determined to be the South American Blush
Spider (arachnius gluteus), so named because
of its reddened flesh color. This spider's
venom is extremely toxic, but can take
several days to take effect. They live in
cold, dark, damp, climates, and toilet rims
provide just the right atmosphere.
Several days later a lawyer from Los Angeles
showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before
his death, he told the doctor, that he had
been away on business, had taken a flight from
New York, changing planes in Chicago, before
returning home. He did not visit Big Chappies
while there. He did, as did all of the other
victims, have what was determined to be a
puncture wound, on his right buttock.
Investigators discovered that the flight he
was on had originated in South America. The
Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an
immediate inspection of the toilets of all
flights from South America, and discovered the
Blush spider's nests on 4 different planes!
It is now believed that these spiders can be
anywhere in the country. So please, before
you use a public toilet, lift the seat to
check for spiders. It can save your life! And
please pass this on to everyone you care bout
--
Officer Sylvia Steele Texas A&M International
University 5201 University Blvd. Laredo, Tx
78041-1999 956-326-2100 Fax: 956-326-2099
Email: steele@tamiu.edu
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